Today, in completely unnecessary uses of multiple parking spaces...

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/02/2019 at 08:54 • Filed to: Interesting cars at work

I have a new job! It has a garage next to it. Unlike the last place I worked that was stocked with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , this place only has a Camaro that always parks across the same two spaces, always next to this Civic.

Now, I’m sure the owner of this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Camaro takes pride in their car, but in this particular garage, they’re not exactly hurting for empty parking spaces such that they’d need to park across 2 spaces to ensure nobody (except this Civic!) parks next to them.

Ok, Camaro Fifty owner, you do you.

DISCUSSION (27)

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:00

Congrats on the new job!

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:04

Congratulations on the job ! That’s great!

I miss parking in a garage. T here was one at my last job, it was nice to have especially on crappy days.

Arrivederci > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:25

Congrats on the new job! I’ve honestly never seen such an empty parking garage. The ones here are always full it seems.

Milky > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:32

Yea, I’d park next to the Camaro like that too.

412GTI > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:43

Muscle car owners lol, that’s crazy. Sorry your not limited at all Camaro won’t be worth anything more with no door dings. I like the petty Civic guy. Congrats on the new job, that’s an awesome garage to park in!

Textured Soy Protein > Milky
05/02/2019 at 09:47

I think maybe they're friends and the Civic owner is voluntarily protecting the Camaro.

Spanfeller is a twat > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:53

From who?

Spanfeller is a twat > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:54

Honestly , I’d double park too. Maybe not in that manner, but straight down the middle, to disuade the people that always, somehow, even if the entire lot is empty... park next to me.

vondon302 > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:55

Congrats!

Uunderground donuts!

Milky > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 09:59

Looks like a dangerous world in that parking garage.

Kinja'd!!!

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 10:04

Kinja'd!!!

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat
05/02/2019 at 10:09

Hate to say it, but I’d be the asshole who parked as close to your driver’s door as possible, just out of spite.

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 10:26

Maybe he bought/leased two spots?

Additionally, fucking Maryland drivers , amiright?

Spanfeller is a twat > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
05/02/2019 at 11:09

omg in an empty lot?

I only ever double park in my house otherwise! Would leaving a note explaining my behavior help?

Textured Soy Protein > Sovande
05/02/2019 at 11:44

Certain companies including mine pay for reserved spaces but there are tons of non-reserved spaces including this one.

And yes this is in Maryland so I don't have to cross the bridge into the Virginia hellscape.

Textured Soy Protein > Chariotoflove
05/02/2019 at 11:45

This is the Camaro driver's greatest fear.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat
05/02/2019 at 12:15

In a lot that’s always empty, probably not. In a lot that may be empty now, but usually ends up filling up, yes.

People who can’t park in a single parking space properly make me irrationally angry, even more so if I know they did it on purpose.

Spanfeller is a twat > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
05/02/2019 at 12:18

I know most lots act like Schodinger cats, but if I’m certain that it’s consistently empty... I would double park. Specially if it’s an office or corporate campus lot.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat
05/02/2019 at 12:26

Why double park if you know it’s an empty lot though?

IMO you’re just asking for trouble more than actually protecting your car.

Spanfeller is a twat > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
05/02/2019 at 12:32

I’m as much of a SJW as you are, but in an empty lot, why would it matter if I parked in a way that was comfortable and made me feel safe about my car?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat
05/02/2019 at 12:41

Because people see it as offensive and will actively try to make your life hell because of it.

I mean I get it, but I’d rather park in a single spot away from everyone than take up 2 knowing someone will stuff in next to me just to be an ass because they saw me as an entitled douche.

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 12:47

HA. Well played...

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 12:48

Let’s make it worse.

Kinja'd!!!

Textured Soy Protein > vondon302
05/02/2019 at 13:57

My car is awd and only does donuts in the snow. Maybe I could go up on the roof of the garage next winter.

vondon302 > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 15:12

If it's that empty I think that's a must do.

Frank Grimes > Textured Soy Protein
05/02/2019 at 22:44

I just got flashbacks of the driver game license test.

Textured Soy Protein > vondon302
05/03/2019 at 11:03

I get in around 8:15ish most mornings and a decent number of people fill in some of those empty spots later in the day. But even if I go down to my car at lunch, there's still loads of empty spaces.